SQUIRREL
RECOVERED VISUAL EVIDENCE
VISUAL FRAGMENT MISSING.
WARD REVIEW NOTE:
No verified field image is attached to this creature file.
Another creature report with nothing I can pin to the board.
Bring back clear visual evidence and I may finally call one of these sightings confirmed.
KNOWN ACTIVITY SUMMARY:
Sightings report small non-aggressive creatures exhibiting erratic, unfocused movement patterns, frequently entering active combat zones without avoidance. Individuals are observed colliding with hostile entities, including direct contact and brief airborne redirection before continuing movement. No successful attacks against the creature are confirmed. Despite this chaotic behavior, the creature is consistently observed appearing immediately prior to high-value outcomes, including rare equipment discovery, intact supply retrieval, and statistically improbable event results. Movement appears random until brief moments of precise positioning directly preceding these outcomes.
CONTACT / THREAT ASSESSMENT:
Finally-no. I’m not labeling this cleanly. The behavior is chaos. It runs into danger, not away from it. It makes contact with things that should kill it. It doesn’t die. It never dies. That alone doesn’t make sense. What makes less sense is what follows. Every time this shows up, something hits that shouldn’t. Not sometimes. Consistently. Rare finds. Outcomes that don’t repeat. I checked the numbers. There is no probability model that supports this frequency. It behaves like it has no awareness, then suddenly aligns exactly where it needs to be before the result occurs. That is not luck. That is not random. I don’t have a classification for something that ignores survival and still produces perfect outcomes. If you see one, log it. Immediately. I am not ignoring this again. - Ward, Foundation Records